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rick king II

@rick0chet

I'm just a brown man out to share the funny. My friends call me the bastard and its because I am a bastard.

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calendar_today02-07-2011 18:39:52

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Going to the beach at twelve midnight there's something about not seeing what ur swimming next to that makes the experience kind sexy.

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While I brush my teeth before bed I sing my ABC's in my head... I think my teeth are so white cuz I don't really know that song so well.

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Don't give me a gift and tell me its the thought that counts. If that were true I'd be in jail for all the times I thought about assault.

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It was once in a comic book where a character said " my common sense is tingling " meaning common sense is so rare its a super power.

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U can win a pissing contest by getting the least amount of distance. Just get everyone participating wet...What?! I play to win.

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Early morning beach trip and I call 1030 early because I went to bed at 7. Last nite was crazier then last years happy-hotel prom.

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I just totally f-ked up the money at work. My boss got mad at the other manager... Like to know I'm so well liked I didn't even get blamed