I’m Johnny Knoxville and this is trusting a woman with my heart

yeah, bro, you heard me. from whence you came

Kristen trying not to yap for 15 whole minutes

BAT CITY New Texas Pro Wrestling Empire Control Room

Texas is hot, but not nearly as hot as the fire that Eric f’n Wood always cranks out 🔥 New Texas Pro Wrestling #BatCity

Two of the worst people in a battle for the bottom spot. They were really cooking with this one.

she my heaven on earth, my h.o.e.

NO COAST CAN STOP US REAL SHOOTERS FUCKING SHOOT 🎤

Still can’t believe we have a federal holiday to celebrate the 1996 hit movie Independence Day

Full video of President Whitmore’s speech from Area 51 little more than a half hour ago:

AN AMERICAN PILOT HAS FLOWN HIS PLANE INTO THE MOUTH OF THE ALIEN SHIP WITH A LIVE MISSILE AND TRIGGERED A MASSIVE EXPLOSION!!

Hulk Hogan has diverticulitis of the penis

Everyone at the table eats, but closed mouths don’t get fed 🍽️

Cagematch for Real Eaters™️

Watching an old Twilight Zone episode where a man becomes obsessed with a devil machine coin fortune teller. The machine gives generic answers but he becomes paralyzed, unable to make a decision without consulting it. Anyway, some of these episodes are a bit farfetched.

You’re in her DMs I’m flipping her tortillas with my bare hands

.City of Austin please post this tweet everywhere. The people need to know.

The CapCut logo on the end of a video gotta be the funniest thing in professional wrestling