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At least during the 1918 pandemic they had cocaine in their soda

"you changed" bro I finished my undergrad and had to transition into a new chapter of my life in the middle of a pandemic

ACLU-VA & Northern Virginia Chapter Joint Annual Meeting!! action.aclu.org/webform/va-ann…

Sunday banana time with Daisy #bananatime #daisythecow

just wrote “chewy” as an adjective for an evening...can’t believe they gave me an english degree

so very me. can’t decide between a subaru or a tesla.

wap stands for w - w a - ashington p - post

#NeverForget

what was the onion doing in the tree making a plan

disappointed in the lack of an “orca-strated” pun in this headline

another missed opportunity for a killer whale pun. disappointed!

“Can you hold up how many National Championships Virginia Tech has?”

im not a competitive person, but speed walking to get in line at trader joes before the person who parked next to you is WILD

niche tweet but im laughing so hard at this