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Marjorie Taylor Greene tried explaining away Climate Change by arguing that no one paid taxes during the Ice Age: Let me break this down a little bit for you: - The last ice age began approximately 2.6 million years ago and peaked approximately 20,000 years ago. - At its

Mom: Drink the tea I brought, it suppose to help you sleep. Me: It tastes so gross Mom: I know you swallowed worse stuff before, Riley. Savage.

I love the people in my life

Buy your tickets now for Friday June 30th 8:30PM with Riley Lassin, . Buy your tickets now! atlanticcitycomedyclub.com/events/riley-l…

"are u ok" NO my stomach hurts whenever i eat things that i like to eat

Me rn in nyc

In the winter you want a cuffing buddy but what is it called if you want someone during a “it’s toxic air outside so now I am bored inside and want someone to cuddle with”

Damn. Beautiful weddings makes me wanna get married right now

damn lisa frank went hard

PCOS doctor: I am sorry your hair is thinning so badly, at least you have a nice face. I know what to put on my tinder bio now

GOP: We are pro-life! So—free pre-natal care? GOP: No Extend child tax credit? GOP: No Paid family leave? GOP: No Universal pre-K? GOP: No Universal healthcare? GOP: No Gun reform? GOP: No How are you pro-life?🤔 GOP: Ban repro health access & increase women’s death

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What a weekend for the Jews! Not only did we create the Bomb but we also created Barbie. There are a lot of things people call Jews but you have to admit, we have range.

Sunday 9:00PM The Stand NYC Upstairs (Indoors) Sarah B. Hartshorne @Meadbymead Napoleon Emill Kendall Farrell Glory Riley Lassin Justin Silver thestandnyc.com/shows/show/202…

See Riley Lassin Riley Lassin on Saturday September 9th at 8:30PM at The Atlantic City Showcase ft. Jerry Torres, Ibrahim Khalif and Rus Gutin RUS GUTIN at Atlantic City Comedy Club inside The Claridge Hotel! GET TICKETS 🎟️⬇️ atlanticcitycomedyclub.com/events/the-atl…

I know we are fasting today but never have I been thirsty enough to send a booty call on Yom Kippur #Jewish #single

A comedy show where dialogue is encouraged Pull up to @bklyncomedyclub Dec 19th 8pm

A guy I hooked with recently asked if I was faking my snort when I laughed, it’s funny THAT is what he thought I was faking.

Going on a date with a chef and I am dreading telling him I am gluten free.