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hey! i’m doing standup at ucb franklin on a tuesday. something I haven’t done in…awhile

can’t believe i’m not ken in the barbie movie

i’ve lost 4k+ followers in the elon takeover, yet she remains

end of an era

happy hanukkah y’all

january/december 2022

this christmas, im practicing elf care

y’all ever see robocop

yo I have been off this app for 48 days but i’m breaking that fast out of respect for Marcella Arguello and the damn HEAT she brought to her special. go watch that shit HBO Max

back to let everyone know i’m filming a special in portland OR june 4 and you can buy tickets now: tinyurl.com/bdcv6b93

has anyone noticed that pedro pascal is hot

Hey! I am taping an hour 6/4 in portland so I am doing some shows to run that set and I'd love for you to be there! Chicago, Albany, Syracuse, Pittsburgh, Columbus, LaJolla, and Fort Worth! Tickets at: riverbutcher.com/shows

CHICAGO! i’m at the beloved lincoln lodge this weekend 4/14 & 4/15! come thru! tix: eventbrite.com/e/river-butche…

translation: we’re screwed

pretty done with twitter but just gotta let you know there’s an old guy in a maga hat at my stand up show and that’s a first