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River Page

@river_is_nice

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calendar_today06-05-2019 05:55:10

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The AI people are delusional. "We'll just give people UBI, they won't have to work." As if we didn't run a mass unemployment w/govt check simulator in 2020 where everyone went insane.

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Sorry but this would convince me I'd died on the operating table and awoken in whatever corner of hell they're gonna let Bjork run

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He said he wanted "Catholic autocracy" which is like, a paranoid possibility Cotton Mather would have fretted about in his diary. Deeply un-American nonsense that makes Catholics look bad by nodding at 300 year old canards about their religion being incompatible with democracy.

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“It has been half a decade since everyone went crazy,” writes @River_Is_Nice. But Ari Aster’s new film Eddington remembers it well. Read River’s latest on the post-Covid “masterpiece.” thefp.com/p/eddington-re…

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Not to sound like a boomer but weed was so much better when it was illegal and you could take more than 3 puffs before immediately greening out.

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Ozempic did this, not you. The country's biggest consumer base (Middle class women) started taking it and now they don't care about body positivity anymore.