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Excited to see that exit poll tonight! I say that mainly as an interested observer of politics and history. But also because I hope to see the conservatives walloped after 14 years and 5 PMs, 4 of whom had to resign in failure/disgrace and 1 who isn’t very good at politics.

You can keep your ITVs, C4s and BBCs. For bindispensible election analysis, join the dream team of me and Ian Hislop on my podcast Trash Talk! Give it a follow, 5* review and all the trimmings, and let’s show The News Agents and The Rest Is Politics what’s what! podfollow.com/trash-talk-wit…

If you fancy a giggle on election day listen to Count Binface’s podcast Trash Talk, the latest episode features a conversation with Ian Hislop which made me laugh this morning.

Rory. Kwasi. Dorries. Channel 4 is the only place left in Britain with a Tory majority. Bless.

Here’s a two minute supercut video of my favourite WTF TV election moments from overnight

Absolute honour to be elected as the Member of Parliament for my home, marginal constituency of Wolverhampton West, with a majority of nearly 8,000. So grateful, and humbled by the trust that people have put in me, whom I will serve with integrity, determination and commitment.

I can confirm that the FA has been in touch.

One of our most popular sessions at the Weoley Castle Community Centre is the musical singalong with the talented Robert George Lane . Robert does an amazing job engaging and entertaining everyone, making these sessions a highlight of the week! #LearningDisability #Birmingham

It’s not just me! I feel seen! “The only thing worse than being a slave to your own device and its incessant chatter is being forced to hear other people’s”

I avoid having a phone call conversation on a bus or train as I would avoid gout, and can’t understand why anyone would choose to talk on the phone in such a situation. Even more astonishing is people who video call on public transport… are we all supposed to join in and wave??

2 years, 26 shows. Our first gig was on the 29th of July 2022. Just want to say a big thank you to all the performers, audiences and venues that have been part of the story in that time. More to come!

I've loved bringing art to the streets of Birmingham this summer. What do you want to see exhibited next? Which people and stories need celebrating?

Never even liked tennis anyway.

Comedians! In Edinburgh for a few days next week with a morning free! Any early birds doing a show?

12 string guitars, any recommendations? Or, long shot, anyone got one I could borrow for some writing and recording? 👀

August open.substack.com/pub/robertlane…

12 string fun with a borrowed guitar #RollingStones #guitar #12string

Thank you!

Hook me up permanently to @ww2wtg with James Holland Al Murray 🇺🇦 I’m loving the videos and learning a lot from them. I’ve never been to Normandy or Arnhem but would like to, which you recommended for a first trip?

Great time at Remix attending workshops by improv legends Pippa Evans, Katy Schutte, Will Naameh, Chris Grace and Josie Lawrence Particularly special to meet Josie and improvise for her, I’ve lovely memories of watching Whose Line with my mom. Big part of me getting into improv.