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These new Trump supporters suck 🙄👎

My special “Hear Me Out” has gotten a lot of praise which I’m very grateful for! I’d love more people to see it so if you enjoyed it, please share (and if you’re a big account, please retweet if you’re so inclined). Thank you! ❤️🫶 youtu.be/f3QSPt258Ak

Hope you enjoyed that, kids, 'cause Krusty's outta here for the summer. In the meantime, we'll be running... "Klassic Krusty." Enjoy!

Riddle for you. A father and son are on a bike ride. The son is struck by a car. Needs immediate surgery. The doctor enters the operating room and, upon seeing the boy, exclaims, “I cannot operate on this boy! I am his mother!” How is it possible that a woman became a doctor?

I call it, 'Billy and the Cloneasaurus!'

Fun Roast Battle!

This aged like milk 🥹

One of the best written jokes of all time

Tonight I kick off my tour in New York City. This is the biggest undertaking in comedy I’ve ever done, and I know the political environment is more hostile and dark than it’s ever been, but I’d rather be doing this at the end of the world than selling car parts in corporate.

You don't really believe that, do you?

Wow Moe you didn't even give a free beer to those freed Iranian hostages! They shouldn't have been there in the first place.

Show number 4 in a week baby we are so tired

I don’t think he would’ve beat RIVERS Cuomo though 🤷‍♀️

On Twitter, wrestling fans are even dumber than Trump supporters and that’s saying a lot

Homer was so happy in this ep and society drove him away from his dream

Happy birthday America! The gays continue to take over! 🇺🇸🎆🎇🧨

Oh this is the worst Fourth of July ever! I hate America!

I don't know what you have planned for tonight Homer, but count me out.