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Hey Olly, it’s not complicated, and it’s not a war. It’s a massacre and I’m not really interested in your hurt feelings.

Mawaan Rizwan collects his BAFTA for Male Performance in a Comedy 👏 #BAFTATVAwards with P&O Cruises

Wild that subsistence for a job in central London is £220 a week, especially with the cost of digs. £220 a week would just about stretch to get me a single bed in an overly chatty stranger’s spare room in a weird neighbourhood over an hour’s commute away from the theatre. 🫠🫠🫠

i’m lowkey shocked by the number of people that went to this royal family creatives garden party lol. everyday i’m like “et tu, Brutus?!”

Google's new AI search results are having quite the week. Here's a thread with some of my favorite answers:

All my real ones put your Long Fingers up.

i didnt realise it was ILLEGAL to have a HUGE ASS !!!! i am GUILTY as CHARGED it is time to lock me up and throw away THE KEY!!!!! by the way i am an award winning songwriter that has released two albums which were received to ‘universal acclaim’

PSA: Jamie Muscato and Jack Wolfe duetting is a thing happening right now in London

It’s been 9 months of genocide. 9 months and 76 years.

I reckon Keir Starmer would’ve had a landslide without throwing trans people under the bus for no reason but there we go

Might cry

Ali Smith’s Autumn to be adapted for the stage whatsonstage.com/news/ali-smith…

sending love to the entire company and crew, and a gentle nudge to any and all producers: rehearse your understudies from day one. we keep doing this in every show that opens post-COVID, and it’s so, SO avoidable. we are members of the company and we WILL go on—anticipate!

having liked glee at one point in your life is an indelible curse that continues to involuntarily haunt you forever like why can’t i listen to aretha’s say a little prayer without thinking about the cheerios trio choreo this is sick

So sad to hear that the first openly gay Imam was assassinated as he attended a wedding. He saved many lives by rejecting Queerphobia from an Islamic lens. The global rise of this fascist movement is terrifying but we'll keep fighting it. May Allah SWT accept Muhsin's martyrdom.

Breaking: Starlight Express announces new casting and extension whatsonstage.com/news/starlight…

This article tries REALLY hard to blame Zegler for Snow White losing money, but accidentally just makes her look cool as hell.

this one really hurts

I hope people understand now that it’s unethical to support any new harry potter media. people tried to explain this when the hogwarts game came out and no one wanted to hear it. any money in joanne’s pocket funds anti-trans lobbying.