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Beach House is very lucky in that their one random huge streaming hit - "Space Song," 1.3 billion on Spotify, 180 million on Youtube - is a very good representation of their sound and one of their best songs

i don’t have a five year plan because every two years i realize i need a different life

I just know 30s me is going to be ridiculously fine

scientifically, this is the cuntiest anyone has ever looked—like they measured

U meet the most boring person in the world and their shirt says i got a lobotomy at home depot. u meet the most interesting person in the world and they’re wearing a visibly Marshalls blouse. thats just how it is

staying on call w someone while you both do your own thing is very comforting

going to the cinema at 4 pm and coming out before it’s even 6 is probably the most perfect feeling in the world

all of us have 24 hours a day. nicole kidman however has 50 and then some

i personally know several people who are the type of beautiful that makes your jaw drop when you see them walking down the street yet they still hate themselves and feel tortured in their own body. humans have irrational thoughts its not a hard concept to grasp

Third base is sending them a long voice note about your dream

Ohh her name was Tar because she was (getting increasingly angry) TARRED AND FEATHERED BY THE WOKE M

sorry im late, my car..[forgets the word for towed] got arrested

The way having a gay friend is listening to him use said mediocre guy as a vector to do psychoanalysis of self

I love queer summer albums

The middle of June is always very enchanted to me. Doing laundry feels like sex. General restlessness, smudginess,

I only liked you because the walls of my bedroom were filled with black mold and I was very sick

“Lorde stuns in new album about serving nonbinary tea and having mommy issues,” I say to the frightened barista trying to take my order

i’m not going to meet the love of my life on a DATING APP….i am going to meet the love of my life in a movie theater, when they see me struggling to hand my tickets over while also holding my snacks….they will offer to hold my popcorn & our hands will brush & we will both Know