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Still waiting for that defamation lawsuit to drop, Russell…

I am going on HOLIDAY tomorrow and would love your BOOK RECOMMENDATIONS please. I like FUNNY and/ or GRIPPING and/ or TWISTY and/ or SEXY. Recent TOP READS include Sorrow and Bliss, Small Pleasures, Still Life, I’m a Fan, Early Morning Riser.

I will genuinely vote for any party who make it illegal to watch TikToks out loud on public transport. Currently sat on overground while audio of a surgeon talking us through an appendectomy blasts out across the carriage and no one says anything cos the guy has an XL Bully 🤪

BIG secrets gonna be shared at this

happy one year anniversary to the time I was the only one that came to the party in costume

(it was Beattie)

Had a lovely time being back writing for S2 of this cracking lil show 🎉

I had a really lovely time in the writer’s room for this, out now!

First mince pie of the season was a Fortnum and Mason’s one and I fear the bar has now been set unmatchably high

🤶🤶🤶

back on our bullshit

As if there wasn’t enough sewage in the Thames already

Me getting off the log flume on the Y7 trip to Alton Towers having ignored the advice to bring a change of clothes

Today is the day! The final few tickets have been released, so it’s your last chance to grab a seat. Looking forward to seeing everyone tonight at Bloomsbury Theatre to raise a load of money for Blood Cancer UK! Thanks to our acts Rose Johnson Phil Wang // Insta: @wangpix Colin Hoult and Nick Mohammed!

First time into town for a while and just accidentally held a man’s hand while walking up the tube stairs

Another classic WhatsApp exchange with mother

P Wills. D Burch. Joe W. Rose J. Timmy L. Brilliant brilliant brilliant. So many more shows at our site. 🩷💛

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