Headed to the yard after leaving Lowe’s.

Sturgill and Adonis dug a hole to bury the Cowboys carcass. I felt that was a little extreme so I needed to fill it in.

The boys are none too happy that I’m ruining all of their hard work.

A tie is really just a loss lite.

Did you all know New York is the opposite of Minnesota? Yeah, New York is where the Big Apple is and Minnesota is where the Minneapolis.

I went to buy some new camouflage pants today. I sad to say I couldn’t find any.

Which would be worse? Getting hit in the head with a bottle of soda or with a bottle of Jack Daniels? The bottle of soda, of course. It’s a soft drink. Jack Daniels is a hard liquor.

Jodie and I are going to make pizza at today. I’m going to make the dough and sauce. Jodie is going to shred the cheese. She’s the gratest.

I picked up this angry hitchhiker on my way home tonight. He didn’t have the guts to give me a hard time though.

Talk about outkicking my coverage. Happy 22nd anniversary to my ride or die, through thick and thin. I love you to the moon and back Doll!

If you don’t think the movie Tommy Boy is absolutely hilarious you’re probably also wrong about pineapple on pizza and cilantro.

I now, after all these years get why they call early morning “the crack of dawn” because this is ass.

Little Annie Frannie can’t believe she has to wait another week until the Georgia Bulldogs thump the Florida Gators.

Win or lose, the Dallas Cowboys lack discipline. 5 pre-snap penalties is on the coaching staff. Using a time out to prevent a delay of game penalty inside the 5 yard line is on the coaching staff. Personal fouls after touchdowns is on the coaching staff.

Just because it’s Monday.

What a funny way to say “he’s always loved wrestling”. Started taking both my boys to WWE events starting when they were 10 years old.

You don’t often get to see my other son as he’s antisocial to social media. Looking good kids!

This is gonna be big. It’s almost time to reveal our performer for The Salvation Army’s #RedKettleKickoff this Thanksgiving on CBS.