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After a month of being gone with no sightings we finally found out cat and brought her home. Thank you to kind neighbors who spotted her and called us, we thought she was gone for good.

"Hey mom, this is a very tactical wineglass for when you want to drink a whole bunch of wine at once" Thanks for the tip Brian Sanford

Went for a long hike in the rain with these goofballs. Brian Sanford

Took my little dude for amazing dumplings.

Stupid sexy Flanders.

Ouch Muffin is my favourite (L Bradshaw 💋)

OBIT 🧵 Daisy Boo Biscuit Potter today departed for the great litter tray in the sky, aged 18. Daisy was voted ‘objectively worst cat in the world’ 3 years running, and her hobbies included vomiting and ignoring us.

Gave blood and saw dinosaurs all in one convenient location. Thanks Burke Museum of Natural History and Culture and Bloodworks Northwest

Be diligent and check your child's candy this year, just found an invasive silver carp shoved inside a Milky Way. No words.

give em the ol razzle dazzle

When you’re going to a business meeting dinner at a fancy restaurant where dress code is there is no such thing as “overdressed”

El Consulado Mexicano en Qatar preparándose para solucionar las pendejadas de los mexicanos en el mundial

Missing Anita tonight as I wonder how she would feel about Pantones Viva Magenta.

This wins the internet today 😂😂😂

Got outside for first time all year.

WOMEN👏DO👏NOT👏WANT👏FLOWERS👏THEY👏WANT👏FISHING LICENSES👏JUST👏TRUST👏ME👏ON👏THIS👏BRUH👏

Asked if I was a master in the locker room of the pool today. Got me wondering how she could mistake a Buick skylark for a Corvette.

🎶I want to fly away 🎶 RT for a chance to win a pair of tickets to Game 2 of the Second Round of the #StanleyCup Playoffs AND two roundtrip tickets to Dallas, courtesy of our friends at Alaska Airlines → bit.ly/FlyAlaska050123

Someone on the 7:55 ferry to Bainbridge is drinking a beer. Can’t decide if this is a life goal or cautionary tale.