Breaking my X silence to say: I’ve decided to quit everything and play solitaire for money.

Btw: don't let anyone tell you how you have to react to this particular season. You wanna be happy about contention and a lot of great moments? Cool, do that. You wanna be pissed about an avoidable collapse in September? That's fine, too. You wanna just eat nachos? Also fine.

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What's the best way to scare the heck out of u & ur friends? A horror film SLEEPOVER, OBVIOUSLY! The team has a movie marathon curated by Matt Gourley & chats with indie horror director Gary Michael Schultz in Episode 3: How to Scare an Audience. link.chtbl.com/hbffQyjy

At a world premiere theatre/dance show. Eating Pringles in a corner of the lobby. Waiting to go to my seat. Waiting to be noticed.

Join us this Monday the 30th in the The Projection Room upstairs at Fox Cabaret for GETTING THE BUSINESS a strange scripted comedy show with myself and Mark Chavez about an actor and an agent. Doors at 7 Show at 8 eventbrite.ca/e/getting-the-…

Don’t be like skull face! Come down to Fox Cabaret this eve for some haunting Halloween improv Comedy! It’s also Pay What You Want Night! Doors at 7 Show at 8 Fox Cabaret 👻 🎃 🍬

Up in The Projection Room tonight it's Getting The Business! Doors 7pm Pay What You Want

I think the rabbit looks guilty

It’s actually not new years

tonight! tonight! tonight!

I think we should be able to do online sports betting on improv shows.

“Always a Dunkleman, never a Seacrest” is something I said to myself quietly this morning while doing dishes.

Everyone has GOT to calm down about the money math behind the 1994 movie “Blank Check.” YES: 1 Million dollars wouldn’t cover what the main character (Preston) buys. But that’s missing the point of the film. It’s about a kid discovering the magic & Whimsy of a Checking account

I think Chip has a garage stocked full of silly billboards and the faster they’re vandalized the more we get to see.

how can I submit my writing package to one of the Costco guys or at least cousin Angelo?

Give this a listen! podcasts.apple.com/ca/podcast/liv… it’s a Live Let’s Make A... Horror! (horror) in LA w/ Paul F. Tompkins

it’s Taz’s birthday today! on a sunday??? his most favourite of days??? it’s a rare natural phenomenon so come on down to ⁦Fox Cabaret⁩ for ⁦The Sunday Service⁩ improv show at 8 pm (doors at 7) and gift him his favourite present: purchased tickets