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You could give 100 Alan Bennetts 100 typewriters and they’d come nowhere near this monologue.

After I say "that's crazy" twice, please wrap up your story.

this is the sign of an extremely good record store. the nerd behind the counter wants you to leave. will you give in to your cowardice or will you persevere to find your grail?

Ideal first season really expands on the first book by creating a middle-class drama where the Dursleys struggle with grief and loss of national purpose after the death of Princess Diana, and then mentions he's a wizard in the last scene

would have never guessed Method Man was a Grease 2 guy. what a delightfully unexpected piece of fun fact this is. 😂

Did anyone ever watch The Wizard of Oz and think damn, I really wish I knew what the roof looked like

Yeah man sure, put an AI Generated image on the news story about how much water AI generation takes.

They basically just put the Windows background behind the Scarecrow. 💀

Choose Duff. Choose a dental plan. Choose a job at the nuclear power plant. Choose drinking at Moe's Tavern and wondering who the fuck you are on a Friday evening. Choose sitting on the couch watching Krusty the Clown, stuffing your fucking face with donuts. Choose life.

for anyone who's unaware, this is the most accurate description of what our media has become ever. Surf Dracula. Don't forget it.

I will retweet this no matter how many times I see it

SHOCKING CAUGHT ON VIDEO TRUTH: Liam Neeson Admits What Gets Him to Take a Film Role.

if your abstract gets accepted you will have to write the paper

What’s strange about the latest round of “the Democratic Party is responsible for every random social media post” discourse is that even in the narrow category of “bizarre posts about Sydney Sweeney” the volume is much higher on the right

this is one of the funniest images anyone has ever made

Ricky Gervais’ entire comedy style these days is just writing arguments for his characters to win

we need to bring back elitism in media criticism again. people should feel ashamed if they think this is good. they should be embarrassed to go out in public.

You realize how firefighters being unable to extricate a victim is a bad thing, right?

45 years ago today, Michael Putland took this iconic photograph. From left to right: Debbie Harry (Blondie), Viv Albertine (The Slits), Siouxsie Sioux (Siouxsie and the Banshees), Chrissie Hynde (The Pretenders), Poly Styrene (X-Ray Spex) and Pauline Black (The Selecter).

The stuff on the right is a modular synth they had to put in there to get French government funding