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My new years resolution is to learn spanish. Viva La Resolución

Putting together some spring tour dates - DM me if you have a venue and want to add to this! Some of these tickets are on sale already, link in bio.

you're telling me for the new president we could have a Commander n' Chief super bowl?

to put this Luka trade in NFL terms, its like if the Ravens traded away Lamar Jackson, and in return they got Anthony Davis

Corn Chex™️? Yeah that’s what I’m doing before I flush

Adam Scott’s face perpetually looks like he just shaved his beard for the first time in 15 years

Hitting the road later this month! All tickets now on sale, link in bio. See you out there!

I want to put out an hour comedy special on FailArmy

pretty funny that there's a cereal just called "life" and it sucks

Pop quiz pop tart! (Link in bio)

Pop quiz hot pop! Link in bio for tix

Got an April Fools day show coming up at one of my favorite venues! Link in bio for tix

Doing a show in Milwaukee on 4/2! Link in bio for tix

If you live in Evansville, IN, don’t be remish. 4/10, ticket link in bio

Columbia, MO on 4/11! Link in bio for tix!

I'm performing at Mo's House in Evansville, IN tonight! order.toasttab.com/online/mos-hou…

Tonight I'm in Columbia, MO! Get those tix! eventbrite.com/e/wild-n-mild-…

i was the travis hunter of my high school in that i was both a WR and CB. i just didn't "play" per se. and when i did my coach asked me if i was stupid in front of my parents

Found my old Dreamcast

You could call me a Jack of all Off, Master of Bate