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the dress code for my funeral is the absolute most sluttiest outfit you can think of

yall made fun of plankton for dating a computer screen and now look at you

it’s weird how we only eat eggs at breakfast and only eat chicken 𝘢𝘧𝘵𝘦𝘳 breakfast like the older the day is the older the chicken we eat but why

Mad how when your doctor tells you not to drink on antibiotics we’re all like… be grand. But once your lash girl tells you not to get your lashes wet for 24 hours you’re wearing goggles in the shower that night

It's wild how much of the body's response to strong emotions of any kind is "time to leak fluids"

reminder that domestic abuse rates increase by 38% when England lose, and by 26% when they win or draw tournaments…

this headline is haunting… if you, or the people around, have access to a vaccine and haven’t taken it yet, this is a sign to go get it today. your hesitation is reckless.

getting hit in the balls is nothing compared to snagging ur nipple piercing on a bra strap and i stand by that

many, if not all, of these artists had to hide their sexuality for majority of their career. you seem to only respect gay artists when the gay part is tucked away. you don’t like me because i embrace my sexuality instead of hiding it and never speaking on it for your comfort.

your friends SHOULD disagree when you're in the wrong. they shouldn't agree with everything you do/say. let them correct you when you're wrong, debate your points...this isn't the mark of a false friend but one that encourages your growth instead of complacency.

tom holland and zendaya leaving the vanity fair after party, 2018

Here it is in writing: the winner of our Writer award is Russell T Davies for It’s A Sin. Congrats on your BAFTA Cymru Award, Russell! La! 💛✍️🏆 O feiro i bapur i Wobr BAFTA Cymru, llongyfarchiadau! #CymruAwards Supported by Decade 10

Found out it’s $3000 to get laser eye surgery and $300 to get laser hair removal so I’m just gonna get the hair removal on my eyebrows and scootch up a bit when they start.