The urn. The history. The battle. The drama. The rivalry. The Ashes. It's without compare.

First roar of the day - let willow meet leather 😍😍

Long awaited series, best chance to win here in years and somehow we’ve managed to stink the place out. Fuck sake.

If this is what Test cricket batting has become, this format is in serious trouble. Commentators can try and talk up the ‘intent’ all they like, this is absolute rubbish. #Ashes #Ashes2025

That... was crazy 😅 🏏 Runs: 295 ☝️ Wickets: 19 What a way to kick-start the series! 🔥

Scrap that.

19 wickets. Two injuries. Boundaries. I am NOT dissatisfied with the cost of today’s ticket.

Another bonkers session of cricket. 205 feels defendable, though… #TheAshes

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This is such a car crash I half want Lily Allen to make a snarky tell-all album about it.

Alastair Cook faced more balls in his Brisbane double ton in 2010 than England faced in the whole Test here.

Dear Baz, When you get back to the hotel tomorrow please don't allow any of the boys to be photographed playing golf when they should be at work for the next three days. The brown stuff will hit the ventilation appliance back home. Yours Most fans of English cricket #Ashes

At lunch on day two, it felt like an un-loseable test match. Great work, England Cricket, terrific effort to balls this one up. #TheAshes

As if he’s waiting until Monday. I’m already back at Perth airport and heading home on tonight’s flight 😆😆😆

That step inside by Jameis is just wonderful 🥰

😬😬😬 - the whole bloody lot of them should be playing!!!

The only good 6pm game ain’t available on GamePass. Unfortunately that means listening to Neil Reynolds and co in the Sky Sports studio - excruciating experience. He’s such a melt #NFL

Time for a little #MNF - can’t see anything beyond a Patriots win though 🤷🏼‍♂️🤷🏼‍♂️

The NYG season right here 😂😂😂