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I’m a kiki sun, bouba rising, kiki moon, bouba venus, kiki mercury, bouba mars

call me james charles the way i get Hi with my Sisters

the gentlemen from selling sunset look like the skibidi toilet guys. with this tweet I will single-handedly bridge the gap between gen z and millenials

[Lana del Rey album title voice] Is There a Dimes Square in Roku City

me: I got that mf dog in me the dog in question:

Tonight’s gonna be a movie (human centipede)

I’ve been off twitter bc I’ve been doing a little something called holding Book. once I figure out what comes after opening one… it’s over for me hoes

watching Nine and at the end when all the divas are in formation I said “it’s mount Rushmother”

There’s been a Motherruption at Mount Saint Mother Mothercano

thawing an uncrustable between my t*ts, warming it emperor penguin style but up top

microdosing is shown to increase productivity. if I wasn’t a little on shrooms right now, I wouldn’t have had the focus and drive to open my notes app just to type “Padam Padam”

FRI 3/15: ♓️ TRIPLET AUDITIONS ♓️ HAPPY #PISCES SEASON, Y'ALL! Join identical twin comedians Annabel Meschke and Sabina Meschke in celebrating their ACTUAL JOINT BIRTHDAY!🥳 Featuring asha, Zach Schiffman, Napoleon Emill, and Two Tree Hill! 🎟️: tinyurl.com/2p9mxrpk

J*j* Siwa: 0 Traction Alopecia: 1

rare footage of Brandy Melville employee being kind to plus size patron

pack it up J. Cole Rowling

she Dave on my & til I Busters

when I get interrupted one too many times in a group convo

what happened this weekend marijuanically can never happen again

exfoliating the inside of my mouth by eating a granola bar while high

ITS NOT THAT HARD TO TELL TWINS APART Sabina Meschke Annabel Meschke