imagine being this divorced

influencers are always partnering with like luxurious travel and sportswear companies, but never the unsung american staples. who is the content creator bold enough to pose with hellman’s mayonnaise this summer

DANIEL RADCLIFFE YOU CONTINUOUSLY MAGNIFICENT KING I WILL CRY I STG

i think it’s really awesome that ‘dinner’ and ‘supper’ are two words that mean the exact same thing. i think every meal should have that honor. breakfast and bupper. lunch and dunch.

he was a dinner boy. and she was a supper girl :/

babe are you okay you havent tweeted in days

the prize in my bag of beef jerky was silica gel AGAIN 🙄

every day this app gets about 3% less silly. we are at an all time silliness low. all too possible that the sad oat is soon to jump ship 🫡

…you tellin me this baked potato is LOADED ???

i just know my dumb ass would’ve been the first to sign up for fyre festival

that’s it for the oat. folks, it’s been silly and fun and ya’ll have given me laughs through some tough times. i’ll see you on whatever app eventually pops up to replace this one. until then, be kind and be goofy 💕

‘SAY DRAKE’

they should invent an airport that isn’t an hour away from the city it’s in

the morning routine

…you tellin me a hand made this tale ??

tick tock people