the lion needs a bratty latina who walked the mile in cookie monster pajamas

convinced everyone keeps lying about random shit. honey doesn’t help with performance at all i stuck my whole shtrungool into that jar and it did not help one bit.

SOCAL FOREVER!!!! 4 socal in top 8 we took san luis obispo by storm (fuck aerius)

not really sure at this point. nothing seems to go my way.

jerk me off if i’m wrong but i think we need to bring smexy back

Life kinda sucks but I’m trying to make it work Life plans and where I’m at is all explained here, any support appreciated.

Please share if you can. My lovely (and talented) girlfriend has been diagnosed with a very rare form of brain cancer. She is raising money to help cover her expenses as she is unable to work during treatment, and it is unknown how long treatment will last.

opened up twitter to see junebug’s cousin going stroke for stroke

my esthetician told me i give off a very chinese vibe. she has no idea how much i needed to hear that

i can’t wait to see all the animals at tipped off. i also can’t wait to see the animals at the atlanta zoo.

trans obama: “uhhhh let me be claire.”

happy pride month. any het men tryna change they mind?

OG Kid working TSA

the lion kisses it thru the panties

I would give you a sneaky hug from behind if I was TSA salami

need to stop smoking before going to bed. 8 nights in a row i dreamt that cliche kidnapped me and put me in a saw room with cody schwab maher and bruhgaming.