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no matter how this election goes, this will always be a thing of beauty and a joy forever. Everyone who worked on it is a genius (s/o Zach Schiffman) nymag.com/intelligencer/…

BRAD LANDER THANK YOU FOR YOUR SERVICE AND SOLIDARITY, YOU WILL BE REINCARNATED AS A NY-10 CONGRESSMAN

laughing once again at The New York Times immediately breaking their vow not to make endorsements in local races for the opportunity to slip on a banana peel and stumble into the path of a falling anvil

The one thing Zohran can to do unite everyone is start calling other cities the "New York of TK"

He needs a netflix show like jon mulaney's in LA

STRANGE AS IT SEEMS THERES BEEN A RUN OF CRAZY DREAMS BUT A MAN WHO CAN INTERPRET COULD GO FAR TO BECOME A STAR

Brad Lander is a hero. A true, selfless, courageous, talented hero.

Crying because Zohran is the best thing to happen to nyc in a decade but then also because i am going to miss eric adams saying things like this all the time

Zohran winning... Taylor performing in Nashville.... heat wave breaking... I feel hope...

Invite looks like Taylor swift liner notes

now what’s his plan to save boop

So this must've been Anna Wintour's final straw

Fingers crossed one of Kristen Gillibrand's big ass dumbells bonks her on the head

Brad Lander needs to be supreme leader

Hot take: I want Kirsten Gillibrand to get bonked on the head

Ok, so Republicans just introduced a 900 page bill none of them have read. But my team is going through it line by line and on this 🧵you can see the hidden provisions we found. Will update all day. 1/ NEW Medicaid cuts, so now 17 million - instead of 16M - lose health care.

I know there’s a lot going on but as a country we need to do something about Matt Ylgesias’s upspeak

THE MAN IN THE BLUE SUIT LIVES ON MY STREET AND THIS IS HOW I FIND OUT HE’S ONE OF DIDDY’S LAWYERS??? I RECOGNIZE HIM BECAUSE HE LOOKS LIKE A PIXAR CHARACTER AND HE HAS A GIANT POODLE AND A MANIC PIXIE DREAM GIRL WIFE HE SEEMINGLY HATES