Happy eclipse day!! Or for the flat earthers, happy Monday, I guess.

This is a great parenting moment to use the eclipse and tell my toddler if he keeps acting up, I’ll raise my arms to the sky and make the sun disappear. and it will all be his fault.

Compton

Just so you know

“It’s a wrestling show but at the end these demon people there showed up and started murdering people in back. I think. “ Me explaining the end of Raw tonight to my fiance #wweraw

Happy national daughters day #DaughtersDay

“Rosemary’s Baby” is my favorite Christmas movie

This aged quite well

Drake played Mizzou so well in that game that Kendrick Lamar hates them now Whatever. It was funny in my head.

According the MLB Network, Rockies are so bad that they’re losing before Miami even bats. #mlbtonight

Hey everyone. Hope you’re enjoying Saturday. Just wanted to take a sec to point out this piece of shit. Anyway, have a good week.

When it comes to reading the room, one might say I am a bit dyslexic. And that’s fair

The best part of any college is when the home team scores or clinches the game. And the cameras show the visiting team fans and players’ parents looking all devastated And it’s like “and here’s these people, and they sad. Look at ruined tbeir trip is. Screw these people”

I mean, people will suffer because of it. But hey, as long as you’re not extorted or willing to negotiate, you do you. No wonder people hate this President, ffs #shutdown #artofthedeal