Someone was throwing Stephen King books at everyone and I wondered why they were doing that... Then IT hit me. #DadJoke

I recently wrote an article, Agile Needs More Architecture Stuff, architectureandgovernance.com/agile/agile-ne… that I hope you find useful.

I took out some books on Time Management from the library. They are overdue. #DadJoke

I got fired from the glue factory. That was a sticky situation. #DadJoke

Why should you never buy flowers from a monk? Because only you can prevent florist friars.

People who are overly specialized are at threat of being replaced by #AI because narrow activities are easier to automate away. The wider your skills, the more likely it is that you can use AI to augment how you add real value. agilemodeling.com/essays/general…

Do giraffes even know what farts smell like? #DadJoke

I bought a jar of molasses the other day. Now I'm wondering what they do with the rest of the mole. #DadJoke

Systems are data driven, whereas people should be data informed. I believe this is an important nuance. scottambler.com/data_driven_vs… #AgileData #DataDriven

I bought a jar of molasses the other day. Now I'm wondering what they do with the rest of the mole. #DadJoke

If you get trapped in a cemetery you are in grave danger. #DadJoke

"The Future of Agile Isn't Shit: The TL;DR Summary" summarizes my "agile scatological" article series. I hope you find it insightful. scottambler.com/future-of-agil… #FutureOfAgile

Bad puns are how eye roll.

When you have a bladder infection, urine trouble. #DadJoke

I've written some new science fiction, Of Trolleys and Crosswalks. I think it's funny and I hope you like it. scottambler.com/trolley-proble…. #AI #ArtificialIntelligence #TrolleyProblem

Did you know that the Norwegian navy has barcodes on the side of all of their ships? That way when they come back to port they can Scandinavian. #DadJoke #Norway

People are usually shocked when they discover that I'm not a very good electrician.

My white paper #ArtificialIntelligence in #Agile Software Development, ambysoft.com/essays/artific…, focuses on #AI augmentation use cases. This paper is free of charge, I don't even ask for your email address.

Did you hear about the crook who stole a calendar? He got twelve months. #DadJoke

What do you call a droid that takes the long way around? R2 detour. #DadJoke #StarWars