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The French and Indian War would never have started if Trump was President.

In the common parlance, I “feel seen.”

Damn right

Paid protesters! Fake news! Lying media! Corrupt FBI! Deep State! Weaponized DOJ! “If you run into assholes all day, you’re the asshole.” -Raylan Givens (among others)

Nobody remembers “groceries.” It’s like “scissors,” or “floor.”

Noted scholar, historian, and economist disagrees with, says the exact opposite of Mr. Holbrook, obscure AP American history teacher (who totally fooled me! He had sources, and reason! How? HOW?).

What a kook!

Just put a grand on an Augustinian from Sierra Leone. Long shot, but pays 1014-1.

What if it IS Trump?

If AI is so smart, how come everytime it autocorrects it makes me sound like I’m having a stockings?

Can they install the mobil Mickey D’s on the plane? “Why don’t they build the plane out of the McDonald’s?”

I hate when people write in all the same phrases everybody uses on Twitter, as though there aren’t a million beautiful articulate ways to express a thought. That said, Trump voters are delulu, and we are all cooked.

So would I!!!

Teeth Are A Scam open.substack.com/pub/theseancon…

Seems like Twitter has a downside in times like these.

Does this mean you're never gonna have me on your podcast marc maron? I'll survive, but...

I also play great music! Perhaps sometime we could exchange playlists?

Erections. He's talking about erections. Like when your penis gets hard with blood? Not exactly Oscar Wilde-worthy. If he was doing an open mic, this is when everybody would sigh, and then look at their phones. Luckily he's just the president ha ha ha .

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“Maybe you shouldn’t have put the cops in masks, Joe” - Laurie Blake