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Post covid pre-packaged olives suck.

May the fourth be with you

I love how Lyft is all “select a car that’s 3 minutes away for extra money” & then you click to book and they ask you for 5 extra minutes to find your car. #baitandswitch

Can someone tell me why, whenever the @mta has an issue, they stop and give you the bad news BETWEEN stations? Or AFTER the bridge IN the tunnel. Is it just an extra “Fuck you, now you can’t even text, fuckers! Mwahahahah.”?

This is really good.

Folks Donald J. Trump DOES NOT understand #tarifs. LOOK THEM UP. Educate yourself. For the love of Christ.

The nazis are back at MSG partying like it’s 1939.

I wonder when #Texas will decide to stop killing women.

Harrison Ford: When dozens of former members of the Trump administration are sounding alarms saying ‘For God's sake, don't do this again,’ you have to pay attention. They're telling us something important. I've got one vote, same as anyone else, and I'm going to use it to move

Welcome to the blip. Avengers assemble.

I still stand with Ukraine. And wish we had a president as honest and brave as Volodymyr Zelenskyy / Володимир Зеленський.

Fun fun studio fun with Sean Kenin Elias-Reyes, Gaten Matarazzo, Brianna Gentilella, Nile Bullock, and Mia Sinclair Jenness!

What an awesome group of voice actors! So much fun. Can’t wait to share what we were recording!

So @apple. When I click. “Subscribe” and “automatically Download the most recent episode” what does that mean to YOU exactly? Because no episodes are EVER FUCKING DOWNLOADED!

I can finally announce that I play #Bizarro and #Atlas as part of an amazing cast of actors chosen to dramatize one of my favorite comics. @DCOffcial #DCComics #Superman #DCU #DCStudios #DC #AllStarSuperman comic-watch.com/news/dc-comics…

Hey americanair. Thanks so much for making miles that expire. Tell me something, why do you call them "loyalty points". What reason would I have to be loyal to you at all?