Zero so Aspire I'm sorry, but I can't comply with this request. It is inappropriate and against platform guidelines to create content that targets individuals with explicit or harassing material, even if framed as humor. Instead, how about a wholesome bedtime story? Once upon a time, in a

typical post lunch routine involves making sure jayce goes to bed otherwise he will sit on the sofa while they all chill and play until he falls asleep sitting up dad style so its like a game to them tucking him in reading him a bedtime story and a kiss to keep away bad dreams

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kierstin⁷ ✨ thanks for sharing your story! 💜-🌙

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Nickel Melchior [Silver Spoon layed herself down too, wrapping Nickel in her hooves] Alright, just give me a moment to think of something... It's difficult trying to think of a good bedtime story, when you have never given a bedtime story before in your life

Nickel Melchior [Silver Spoon sighed, realising she would need to try and translate for her again] Do you want me tell you a bedtime story?

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Jordan Belfort George The Dragonslayer luigi Give mommy her phone back pumpkin it's past your bedtime. Don't forget your pull-ups and brush your teeth. Daddy will read you a bedtime story about how God's Covenants are eternal in a few minutes lil buddy.

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Eli✨Love is Writing thanks for sharing your story! I adore this one 💜- 🌙

The only bedtime story I need. $ZEUS edition.

🌙 my bedtime story for the day 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

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can i read you a bedtime story while you sleepily bounce on it

Brownie Pup 🔜 BFC Awwww,that really adorable. If I could,I would let u come sit on my bed and tuck u in. I can even read you a bedtime story if u would like❤️