Hiroshi Suzuki I love marmalade on crumpets!

Hiroshi Suzuki Crumpets may be eaten well buttered. (I personally add cheese but don't let my mother know).

pagliacci the hated 🌝 Hiroshi Suzuki God's country only works when God's rules are followed. Marmalade does not belong on crumpets. Ignorance will be forgiven but corrected.

Hiroshi Suzuki Crumpets usually just need butter. Cut a slab of butter, about 1cm thick and allow that to melt into the crumpet. Repeat this twice more for the ultimate crumpet experience.

Took the kiddos to see the Psychedelic Porn Crumpets with Pique and Grocery Bag. Twas a ball. 🫀🫀🫀🫀🥹🥹🥹

Oh no! Our dear ambassador forgot to put butter on his crumpets! 🤦‍♂️😂

Sarah For Trump🗽🇺🇸🇮🇱 Crumpets.

LBC Zoe Gardner They are not homeless people, they are illegal immigrants. If they were refugees they would be in a refugee camp, which also uses tents! We can't give 1000's of new illegal immigrants, approx 900 per week, a hotel or a house. It is unsustainable for a starters. Silly woman.

Hiroshi Suzuki I've never had crumpets with marmalade. You know what though, they sound bloody lovely 😍

why are we having tea and crumpets on the toilet?

They should have given the #RoyalBaby a really British name like Crumpets McMeatpie or Blood Pudding O’chimneysweep