Marshall is not amused (as many pooches in the UK probably are today) as he firmly believes its breakfast time. No amount of explanation seems to be working. Apparently BST is lost on a Spaniel...

the real science was questionable, but a great movie nonetheless.

Has anybody in the history of all mankind and the internet managed to sell something hi-tech on eBay or eBay UK without scammers circling like sharks?

I'm trying to understand the govt logic. Committing budget to the MOD is counterintuitive if we have no food security due to IHT on farms. I guess defence firms have more political clout than farmers... Jeremy Clarkson #Budget2024

Nice … 😏 But let’s make it 300 😜

Today British Airways lost me as a loyal customer. Cancelled flight yest rebooked to KLM flight this morning. No lounge, no priority. Saving my sanity? American Express - an org that understands the value of a customer. 1st world problem, for sure, but loyalty needs to count.

Possibly the greatest pairing since Tango and Cash. Aldi Stores UK and BrewDog have smashed it.

It's possible that somebody at eBay UK pushed 'send' a little prematurely! #piglatin #lorem

at the Hexagon to see Cinderalla. Kids always enjoy seeing Carl Tracey as they were all massive gogogo fans!

Interesting to read that hashtags are now ‘dead’ here on X. Assume that grok goodness is now inferring what to promote. Be interesting to see if that influences monetisation options.

The daughter unit smashed it! #WorldBookDay

hey Parcelforce Worldwide - please keep your web system up to date. booked a parcel for drop off, was advised to take to your Reading depot - which is no longer there. a next day delivery ain't gonna make it tomorrow!

I had no idea that Sophie Ellis-Bextor and I were birthday twins. Happy Birthday to us both. Go Team SEB! #teamseb

Daughter unit made me a birthday rabbit pancake with fruit, cream, and macha whiskers. Legend!

Watching Cleaner on Sky Cinema and looking forward to the inevitable lambasting review from The Critical Drinker. It's a total shirt show. Terrible beyond belief. Trope cliché laden, over acting across the piece, and a joke of a plot. Awful. Truly awful.

I am on the edge of my seat for @thecriticaldri2's review of #thefountainofyouth. This will be one not to miss. What a jumbled-up pastiche of at least 15 other movies (that I noticed in one watch) with so much stupidity it defies belief.

Teefs! #spaniel

Last November I lambasted British Airways for poor customer support. This weekend just gone they gave me two (yes two!) back to back long haul upgrades. All is almost forgiven! #FirstWorldProblems

My attempt at being arty in the park.

Oh so healthy! Rather tasty. No meat. Recommended.