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This is like the Queen died on here but only for New Yorkers

The ultimate Eric Adams thing is that the feds have this message

once again i present you with hard hitting journalism! you know, for the law!

and you used to have to wear a jacket over your halloween costume because it used to be cold in october

bro got assassinated by a cutie patootie

lol sooo i got laid off from thrillist today (together with nearly the rest of my colleagues). so yea, end of an era—and of a magazine. if you hear of any media opportunities, lmk! i’m a pretty cool reporter to work with, and also “a liberal shithead,” per my IG anonymous haters

a gen z assassin has got to be the funniest thing in the world cause that digital footprint is wondrous

Think they'll get rid of the IRS before April or should I file

gonna start sending this pic before i say the most hateful thing i can think of

why what happened

‘SAY DRAKE’

I’m crying bro you’re at the Oscars

Arguably this is more accurate today than it was in 2007

this subway car smells like freshly microwaved soup

i get back on twitter and i miss twitter but i also never miss twitter unless i get back on twitter does that make any sense

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