NEXT GAME v SH Pandas After almost 3 months since our last league fixture, the Harley’s Premiership returns with our third league game of the season! Come down unless you fancy watching some welsh lads two foot each other in the other game😇 #SLN

Bit of light reading for tomorrow’s game🤓 #AUFCInDisguise

What Jon Ackroyd sees when he goes to sleep tonight #NeverARed

MATCHDAY We have a game today vs C.P.D Pornstars kicking off at 2pm on Blaen! League game number 4😇 Can’t imagine Blaen’s in the best of conditions so it should be a classic🤩 #SLN

Our defence today...

Full time 7-0😩 Congrats to C.P.D Pornstars for winning the league⚽️

MATCHDAY | LEAGUE We’re in action today against FC Internazionale Commodore kicking off at 12pm on Uni astro! #SoManyInjuries #SLN

FULL TIME SHAKHTAR 6 - 0 INTER Bounce back😍 Very good display from the boys, comfortable win😇 Scorers: Spencer Nicholas (2), Manny Enoidem, Tom Haynes, Gabe (Mbappe) and Ed fooking White ffs. #SLN

NEXT GAME Four months following the draw, the second semi final of the Aber Town Cup will take place on Sunday😍 We will also be holding a minutes silence before the game for Gwydion Morris, who passed away last week. Our thoughts are with his family and friends 🧡 #SLN

NEW SIGNING! Shakhtar Last Night are delighted to announce the re-signing of free agent Jake Broad. Jake had been at Shakhtar for 3 years before graduating and has decided to link up with Ed White once more. Welcome back Jake! #ReturnOfTheSloth

SEMI FINAL MATCHDAY! It’s finally here! Our semi final with Ivory Toast is today at 12pm on Uni Astro. Come down if you can, should be a good game🧡 #SLN

TEAM NEWS Today's team to face Ivory Toast in the semi!

FULL TIME TOAST 6 - 4 SHAKHTAR (Injury FC) ⚽️ - Jake Broad, OG, Tom Suter, Jorge Martinez A disappointing first half performance from the boys and defending set pieces has cost us as Toast go through to the final. #SoManyInjuries #SLN

The hero we have the hero we dont deserve!! #Ackroydsgotcorona #coronavirus #Covid_19 #QuarantineAndChill

🤷‍♂️ Sure, connect four is cool but we’ve got a better idea! We need 63 other teams to enter a knock-out FIFA 20 tournament. To enter, all we need is the club to RT this tweet. We will host a live draw this Tuesday… 🙏 for an away day to Manchester City #UltimateQuaranTeam #LOFC

I think I’m getting the Coronavirus just by listening to Panda’s karaoke attempts #block6boys