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James Beck

@shockerbotany

Terrible botanist, passable husband. I love dogs, rock and roll, baseball, ice cream, and The Commonwealth of Kentucky.

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Breaking | I’m hearing reports that Kamala Harris is considering Indiana Mayor Jerry Gergich as a vice presidential nominee. Gergich, in his fifth term, is an engineer and ordained minister who could help Harris appeal to blue collar white voters in the Midwest.

Breaking | I’m hearing reports that Kamala Harris is considering Indiana Mayor Jerry Gergich as a vice presidential nominee. Gergich, in his fifth term, is an engineer and ordained minister who could help Harris appeal to blue collar white voters in the Midwest.
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To the nation of Canada, I don't think 16-year old me ever thanked you properly for the Crash Test Dummies. Sorry for the delay.

To the nation of Canada, I don't think 16-year old me ever thanked you properly for the Crash Test Dummies.  Sorry for the delay.
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If you want to start your weekend happy, here's the online fundraising status for David Dempsey, the treasonous J6 clown who just got 20 years in jail. Turns out attacking countless police officers doesn't make you a pity case. Best of luck with the corrections officers BTW.

If you want to start your weekend happy, here's the online fundraising status for David Dempsey, the treasonous J6 clown who just got 20 years in jail.  Turns out attacking countless police officers doesn't make you a pity case.  Best of luck with the corrections officers BTW.
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Terrific opportunity for any student interested in ferns. A-list instructors, great places, and a chance to meet your life-long colleagues.

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Sometimes I forget how many Nazi deaths were sealed about 5 miles away from my house here in Wichita. (B-29 Assembly Line @ Boeing, 1944)

Sometimes I forget how many Nazi deaths were sealed about 5 miles away from my house here in Wichita.
(B-29 Assembly Line @ Boeing, 1944)
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Sometimes I think that academics is one long attempt to justify the exaggerations, superlatives, and outright lies that all those priceless mentors wrote in your recommendation letters.

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I've posted this on 9/11 for several years now, and will continue to do so. At least as long as innocent people are the victims of the heartless, the bloodthirsty, and the fanatical. esquire.com/news-politics/…

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Know a girl in middle school who is interested in STEM? Sign them up for Expanding Your Horizons happening on November 2nd! This event is FREE! To register, follow the QR code or link in the flyer. 🌾🥼 @wichitastate @fairmountWSU #BecomeMore #FairmountCollege

Know a girl in middle school who is interested in STEM? Sign them up for Expanding Your Horizons happening on November 2nd! This event is FREE! To register, follow the QR code or link in the flyer. 🌾🥼

@wichitastate
@fairmountWSU

#BecomeMore #FairmountCollege
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I will spend the rest of my life thinking about how 10-WAR Cal Ripken was 27th in AL MVP voting in 1984. And save your tin-hat anti-WAR rants- he had 27 bombs, batted .304, and played elite defense at shortstop. Oh yeah, he also played all 162. #MLB

I will spend the rest of my life thinking about how 10-WAR Cal Ripken was 27th in AL MVP voting in 1984.  And save your tin-hat anti-WAR rants- he had 27 bombs, batted .304, and played elite defense at shortstop.  Oh yeah, he also played all 162. #MLB
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WTF is up with Marsilea vestita's distribution in AR and LA? Is it really just following the Arkansas and Mississippi Rivers? Why isn't it restricted to rivers in other areas? Why isn't it found farther north along the Mississippi? Some sort of crazy collection bias?

WTF is up with Marsilea vestita's distribution in AR and LA?  Is it  really just following the Arkansas and Mississippi Rivers? Why isn't it  restricted to rivers in other areas? Why isn't it found farther north  along the Mississippi? Some sort of crazy collection bias?
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Perhaps the only reason for me to watch the NFL is to hate-watch Aaron Rodgers and Deshaun Watson every week. Well now only Rodgers I guess.

Perhaps the only reason for me to watch the NFL is to hate-watch Aaron Rodgers and Deshaun Watson every week.  Well now only Rodgers I guess.
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The thoughtlessness here is breathtaking. Harris wins = mideast policy doesn't change Trump wins = mideast policy doesn't change and we potentially lose the Republic