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DACA isn’t an actual Law. It’s not in US Code. It was an executive fiat. It was illegal then and it’s illegal now. Every one of them has to go

New phone who dis

First: LMAOOOOO Second: Why do they always need "vice chairs" for everything, does nobody commit to the job in that party?

Congratulations to Sean Penn on becoming the new spokesmodel for "Derelicte."

There's the door, illegals. Glad to see you using it. My latest for Twitchy Team...

Me, whenever Liz "Chief Notaninjun" Warren is speaking:

LOL! X Users Relentlessly Mock Iranian Propaganda twitchy.com/fuzzychimp/202…

#NameThatAntifa Edgar Allen Noooo

Perks of dating me ~ You get to hang out with this guy, too. That's it. That's the list.

Rhoda Killz #NameThatAntifa

Wild Shill Hickock #NameThatAntifa

Lines like this are why you simply MUST read Fuzzy Chimp 🇺🇸🍌's Twitchys. It is a moral imperative.

Are you going to cry now that you are being called out for being a complete douchecanoe? Get ready to have the afternoon and evening you deserve, asshole.

Don't Look Up.

Elizabether Moss's new show about the patriarchy looks like it sucks.

FAFO bubba, you'll feel real big and brave driving into people until you're reminded that you live in America, and both sides take advantage of that 2nd amendment right. I dont know about others, but im from the country and have a homemade 100yd shooting range in my backyard. 🤷‍♂️

These "Choose your fighter" games are just getting way too easy. New VIP from me for Twitchy Team...

The is the second of a couple Twitchys today that will make you laugh your goddamn ass off. First we had Fuzzy Chimp, and now it's Laura W - Wicked Witch of the South's turn.

FAFO bubba, you'll feel real big and brave driving into people until you're reminded that you live in America, and both sides take advantage of that 2nd amendment right. I dont know about others, but im from the country and have a homemade 100yd shooting range in my backyard. 🤷‍♂️

Israel didn't "start" anything this weekend. But they damn sure look like they're going to finish it. Cry more.