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Started Technical College today. Quotes from my teacher "Don't come to me with your feelings, I'm not the Director of Students, the Director of Education. Im the Director of Fucking Nothing"

"I may be an asshole, but Im not a liar. I'll tell the administration the fucked up things I say"

"I don't want to hear your complaining, I get enough of that when I get home and my wife reams me in the ass (pause as he realizes what he said)... Not literally"

Also Hi Twitter, its been a while.

Black cats, stormy clouds, a lightning struck tower.

@kellydelibelly Thenandre Joe Grv Str @lejopee Gig workin’ uncut gem Who's the masked villan?

theres a second meeting going on on twitter, it's making ripsAHOY mad.

it's so easy to make a tiny goddamn mistake in maple

I stopped listening to music a half hour ago, my headphones are still in. The static is Bliss.

also fuck math

I feel like a baby in the cradle.

"I think we are terrible animals. And I think our planet’s immune system is trying to get rid of us and should." Happy B-day Kurt Vonnegut

Passed out in a chair snoring loudly in the library. That guy knows wassup.

Hahaha someone woke him up

Math hell.

ugh bleh. I=/=i. that cost me like 20 minutes.

I need more snacks

@fisch_bowl I have two. ONEUPPED

This is the longest hansel has ever taken to make a fucking wrap. Fu I have classs

Truck across the street has rolled into the same pole like three times.