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as a jewess all I want for Christmas is for everyone on their masthead to be tried in a war crime tribunal

it’s a day that ends in y so I’m thinking about Her

hey guys did you hear they found another jew tunnel under my under my um under my uh under my—

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i never seek to stir the pot. but when the celestial ladle is thrust upon me by powers beyond…who are we to deny the divine spark of instigation

happy valentine’s day. last night i dreamt a man chased me with a saw and then struck a deal in which he would give it to me to kill him with instead, but only if i told him I loved him

I asked my health teacher in high school about who rapes whom if both parties are drunk and she yelled at me and then made us watch the internet pervert episode of degrassi

an aspect of my 20s no one prepared me for is the how much yoga everyone starts doing

sleater kinney kinda epic joan jett holloway didion

sorry about that guys I ate a lot of tacombi last night

my friend left her cigs in the rain

my pussy tastes like a warm corona on the beach after you kicked sand in it

anti-carrie bradshaw sentiment is projection, vitriol for the unsavoury parts of yourself you recognise in her... When you wear your little outfit for the supermarket as if anybody gaf, when she screams at the eiffel tower like it was built to please her. We all bradshaw

day 2 visiting the indoor climbing gym…my wrist no longer sags when I pick up the Brita

The worst part of covid is QR menus. Worse than all the people who died

i knowwwww the subject matter is simply not that deep but why does it feel like there has been an uptick in tired, boring gender essentialism in recent years. like truly what is this lol

I love sex i think it’s normal

im a normal girl with a normal relationship to food & also to sex. PLEASE no follow up questions

eating a shrimp burrito alone in mccarren park at 1 am and reading tweets. a youth is circling idly on a skateboard. honestly can’t think of anything I would rather be doing

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