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Simon J Karis

@simonjkaris

food blog by simon j karis

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tip of today's shopping an oat makes great surfboard for beetles and such they are non venomous friends let's live together pls and share the gift of housebound watersports LET THEM HAVE A COUOLE OATS FFS

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NUTMEAT FOR SALE! ALL NUTMEAT NO SHELL NO SPECIFIC ORDERS TAKEN SADLY JUST THE NUTMEAT WE FEEL U DESERVE PAPAYL 52.99GBP FOR YEAR NUTMEAT SUPPLIES IN 12 INSTALLMENYS [email protected] 🌰🥜🔩

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current affairs marmot pelts not cool anymore but tahts the way the cookie crumbles (ps. exclusive cookie crumble recipe only 7.99$ papyal to [email protected] DO NOT BUY ONCE AND SHARE RECIEPE W/ FAMILY OR FRIENDS)

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there is no softer or more comfortable a hat than a fresh fillett of fish sanwich 😌😌😌😌😌😌😌😌😌😌😌😌😌😌😌😌😌😌😌😌😌😌 #balnacingact

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tip throw oregano and pizza sauce in corners of each room in house to remind u of 🇮🇹italy🇮🇹 DO NOTT TRY TO HIDE WITH FURNITURE LOOK AT IT LOOK AT IT

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not food relatrd as such but fyi had delightfully helpful cybersex with Clippy from Microsoft Word last night and u can too