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सर अगर सर है तो नेज़ों से शिकायत कैसी दिल अगर दिल है तो दरिया से बड़ा होना है [ इरफ़ान सिद्दीक़ी ]

Which type of doctors can open blocked websites? URLogists.

MBA ki wife : Eji , Yeh inflation kya hai ? MBA : Phele tu 36-24-36 thi , ab tu 42-40-48 hai! Ab tere pass sab kuch pehle se jyada hai par phir bhi teri value kam hai. Yahi INFLATION hai !!!

nteresting fact about daaru : Ya to ye kam pad jaati hai.. Ya phir ye jyaada ho jaati hai..

Lost between the child who never was, and the adult who never arrived.

Sambhal jaaye toh daaru, Na sambhale toh character certificate 🥹

Colonel AD, SM🇮🇳 Sir, obituary mein kya likha gaya MBA ki 😄😄. "Here was the man who loved & used his education to fullest. Unfortunately, his degree knowledge also led to an early demise" 😄😄

This was my badass gang in 2002 Siachen

Colonel AD, SM🇮🇳 Enough to freeze enemy blood than and there 😎

जब चली थी यहां दिवाली, वह खेल रहे थे होली...

बाबा AD, बचपन से ही संघर्षरत

भक्त : why are women always happy? बाबा AD : उनकी वाइफ नहीं होती न

There is a fine line between me and the liquor store.

सिर्फ़ सोचे हैं करके नहीं देखे मेरे सारे गुनाह अधूरे हैं.. जौन एलिया

She: I love you. Me: Yaar, rhne de. Salary bahut kam hai.

Colonel AD, SM🇮🇳 And that fine line becomes mysteriously disappearing when my heart ♥️ says ye dil hai ki manta hi nahi 🫢

Sometimes I go out just to check if the liquor store still misses me.