GRANDPA MUST OBEY 21ST OF NOVEMBER.

“I saw this air freshener at the supermarket and wow I can’t gatekeep “

Normal price; N700,000. Black Friday price; N680,000. This one never ready do Black Friday.

“Am I on speaker?”

What was that moment when you hit unbelievable luck ?

Someone once told me to get a PhD because my wife has one. I was quite disgusted. I don’t even understand niggas.

saw my dad’s payslip in Grade 6 and never looked back 😭

Every time I post a private portfolio update on here, a few people rush off to confirm with the founders whether I genuinely invested that amount and I find it so hilarious. Small minds so limited they assume everyone operates in their weight class

Better yawa don gas, nobody talk about Owambe and Owanbe again. Very good.

And Google took that personally

Na this kain gun wey if you shoot one round, you go fes drop am for ground for like 5 minutes make e cool before you use am again 😭

Salt is not losing its taste, you’re losing your ability to taste salt.  Let’s talk about why it’s absolutely not okay to cook 1 spaghetti with ‘4 seasoning cubes, a teaspoon of salt and soy sauce’. 🧵

Bruh only you wan use Elon raise seed round?

Of all the people you guys have turned into popular voices, this is the most stupid.

One thing about me, when I’m in Abuja? I fool myself that I want to live here and all that

lol…. Birmingham alone is enough to contest with Lagos

we would never give out headphones

My Birthday. Quiet before the storm

Sapa has finally dealt with this cretin