Howayas. Been layin low d past while, spot of bother after Tracey reidy caught me riding her fella in d jacks of d #ilac. #knacker

Some of yous dont know the glory of a spicebag. I pity you all

Absolutely raging . 3 colleagues at work , 1 with Irish passport talking how’d they’d like one. Didn’t even consider the irony had they the gumption to vote Yes in 2014. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿Yoons

Lots of Americans confused about Irish twitter because our Anglo-centric education taught us Ireland suffered a “famine” when it was really a British led genocide.

@AntoDelaney Howaya.

@bjroche stay der, I'll come over for a ride an a spot of robbing. #freecomputer

Robbed a new dress off a washin line earlier. Gonna go show it off round d liffey boardwalk. #gettingtheshift

No clean knickers. Fuck it. They wouldn'tve been on long anyway

#iLoveABoy who buys me chips after gettin d shift.

Whats the craic with Justin Bieber? She's not even dat pretty.

@CiaraSaoirse_ Gwan de Dubs

@CiaraSaoirse_ Nice 2 see sum1 wit a birra taste, fuk d aul culchies, wha?

After gettin a text off Johno, "Did I leave me boxers in urs? Out of clean 1s". Probably shouldnt tell him I used dem to clean d toilet.

Time for a can #breakfastbeer

Been stuck in d back room of penneys all day. Bit of a misunderstanding involving a few pairs of earrings and my pockets. #stealing

Just after collecting me dole and I've already robbed from tesco this week so it's quids in. #freemoney #skanger

Going round Dopey O'Learys. His ma's just back from Lanzarote and is selling packs of fags out of d living room #skanger

After waking up next to a bleedin scumbag from Kildare. Robbed his fags and his phone and legged it out before he woke up. Rapid. #stealing

Whopper nite out. Came back with a massive young fellah and some young wan's handbag. Only €20 in it, but fuck it. #freemoney #skanger

Been away for a bit. Got a last min holiday to Santa ponsa. Whopper hollier even if we did get kicked outta d hotel. #holidays