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[within 50 nautical miles of pussy] I think Zohran could go all the way

some of you tweet with a wmaf accent if that makes sense

it's ok claudebro we've all been there

desire to be a hater leaves your body once you realize it is literally always cope. it doesn't matter if you're right. if you're vocalizing your hating it's cope. that's ultimately why we had to drop 180,000lbs of explosive American ordnance on Iran

watching the little bike icon on the uber eats app

7 year old cousin said “we’re going to watch a good movie on youtube” and searched “AI trump shorts”

I arrive as a ghost rehearsing flesh, hands full of names no longer spoken aloud. My mother’s laughter cracks like a jar left too long in winter. All clocks here murmur backwards.

returning home to my rotting rust belt town

this kind of thing appeals to me

felt lonely and went to hang out in the cafe car. started chatting with another person and they offered me some pizza. it’s not very good but I made a friend

Accidentally heart reacted to big dog’s message in the group chat. Immediately flipped it to the thumbs up to correct the situation and avoid miscommunication. Then I thought, you know, what if.

Crawled out of Penn Station like the rat biomass I am and had my retinas instantly fried by 100,000 lumens of Dunkin John’s signage. Thank God we bombed Iran to preserve this nation’s sovereignty or something

big isreali tits and huge iranian asses

why does this keep happening to me