cover letters are so weird like bro why do I need to write you some fan fiction about working for you

it continues to not surprise me at all how unimpressive the people impressed by AI are

traverse touchtown

turning up the Brain Drain dial as the audience boos/cheers

yoshimi red keeping a folder on the desk next to me so i can shut it and say "right, lets get down to business" any time the isb headquarters comes on screen

it becomes increasing obvious that I cannot hear the audience and the dial does not go down

We've been workin' on this since the pandemic and now get to say we're almost ready to make a pilot! Hatchi motchi

if you're wondering why I'm mostly on Bluesky instead of here check out the replies this post got over there versus the credulous chumps in the quotes and replies here

this is like that one episode of Power Rangers when Bulk and Skull were fighting and Skull called Bulk a pedophile and then killed himself

dude you won't believe it. that violently insecure mad king? he had a falling out with that super annoying failed jester he made grand vizier

lmaoooo

if i had a little girl i would convert some overalls so the front pocket was a baby bjorn for her :) if i had a little boy i would leave him at home. he will ruin my swag

decay. the word is decay

I mean this genuinely: I never got what all the "DMV is bad" jokes were about until I lived in LA for five years. it really is that bad there, and that's where everything gets written. tragic local DMV slander perpetuated across a period of decades

this is the level of depth and intellectual curiosity from the magazine that spearheaded the "just asking questions" antitrans movement. bug brains, all of them

What a Chad

being recommended to stop using em dashes because ChatGPT uses them a lot

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"nevertheless, he persisted" type mindset

imagine being named after what people do at a Long John Silver's