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money might not buy happiness but it’s more comfortable to cry your eyes out in a Mercedes-Benz than on a bicycle.

if you’ve seen this photo of a Smart ForTwo done up with a Little Tykes motif, i took it back in November 2012 in the Whole Foods underground parking garage on Halsted in Chicagos boystown. i skipped a college class to go to MIR & try on latex suits saw this lil guy. 😂

the vibe i’m bringing to megaplex

all this app does these days is push dumbass takes & ragebait no matter what i do with muted keywords. i’m glad i don’t know what the fuck people are talking about 90% of the time.

those from the west: “this is just an old car.” those from the east: ☠️

who would think that a Porsche 911 would make an awesome rally car

«A world that doesn't exist anymore»

I be matzo ballin on these crackers like it’s Hanukkah 🕎

CLK DTM is so goated, lord have mercy

real

breaking: large akita man purchases sports sedan

labubu’s are a recession indicator.

hey gork calculate your own fucking usefulness.

how you gotta sidestep motherfuckers at busy conventions who’ve clearly never walked in public before. like sorry to the pup hooded twink i just bowled over on accident but you were the path of least resistance when 250lb of akita is suddenly going S I D E W A Y S.