What’s all this malarkey of blokes bowling around the streets with big, scary-looking dogs without a lead in sight, like Bill Sykes and Bullseye?

‘But if the while I think on thee, dear friend, all losses are restored and sorrows end.’ #ShakespeareSunday 💙🖤

‘He's the man with a plan, Got a counterfeit dollar in his hand He's Misstra Know-It-All… Take my word, please beware of a man that just don't give a care, no, He's Misstra Know-It-All…’ - Misstra Know It All, Stevie Wonder, 1973.

2 more pairs of brand new boots given out on Saturday at our turn-up-play session. Huge thank you to our regular donor. Often we’re not just replacing old football boots, but school shoes which are totally inappropriate for muddy conditions. Second-hand boots always welcome too!

‘When small men begin to cast big shadows, it means that the sun is about to set.’ - Lin Yutang, philosopher and author.

A Section 60 stop and search authority has been implemented for the Borough of Lambeth from 1100hrs until 0500hrs on the 6th of March authorised by Supt. Gabriel Cameron This is due to serious violence that has taken place and to prevent further serious violence from occurring.

When tragedy occurs, a borough-wide Section 60 is in place and tensions mount on the streets, consistency and normality are even more important. 👍

Brilliant modern-day take on a Dickens classic, but makes David Copperfield look like a walk in the park. 📚👍 #WorldBookDay

Winner stay on tonight at SMFC training… Safe, sound, sorted. ⚽️👍

Sun out and a Full Monty session at our Brockwell Park Saturday Club today! ⚽️☀️😀

Happy #InternationalWomensDay from all at SMP! ⚽️💙🖤😀

He managed the St Matthew's Project u10s team this morning in Brockwell park, travelled to east London in the afternoon and scored the 4th for Tooting Bec FC. Keep working hard alimamy 🙏🏾🙌🏾

Grown arsed man of 32 shoots dead child aged exactly half is age. Seriously.

There’s something about the blossom tree coming to life that makes this scene all the more poignant.

They weren’t eating the cats. They weren’t eating the dogs.

The SMP annual Lambeth Schools Girls’ football tournament is underway at Ferndale Sports Centre, Brixton. ✅ 11 schools ✅ 14 teams ✅ 113 players ⚽️👊

Lambeth Schools Girls’ tournament 2025. Semifinal penalties… La Retraite v Dunraven ⚽️😬

Great event! Our students loved the tournament. Thank you! :)

‘It is not in the stars to hold our destiny but in ourselves.’ #ShakespeareSunday

As of Monday 17 March we will no longer be active on X. The platform has become a cesspit of bigotry, hate (‘free’) speech and misinformation. We’ve made some great friends on here and invite you to join us on Bluesky. Thanks for all your interaction and support down the years 🕯️