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Mental health > profits

I’ve been called a lot of names in my career but “HEY NURSEEEEEEE!”might be my least favorite.

Me - "what can I help you with today?" Pt - "my dick" Me - "sorry?" Pt - "My dick isn't grown!" Y'all, I do not get paid enough to do this shit. Ashley Winter MD || Urologist come get your patients

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Patient to Nurse: How old are you? Nurse: 34, but if you adjust for working a pandemic, 87.

When did stat stop meaning stat? Like do I need to say STAT stat to get whatever I need quick? Statily Stat? ASAP stat?

When you say, “We don’t need more stringent gun regulations like Australia, the UK or Canada.” What you’re really saying is that your need to have a gun is more important than the life of a 7 year old. A 14 year old. A 55 year old. A human.

Can someone please explain to me why we don't have wireless tele monitoring? Why must I be forced to untangle memaw q30m because she thought she was trying to get out of her bra straps. 😤

He’s a 10 but can’t put in the orders I asked for 5 hours ago.

Today, July 1st, new interns join us in the medical field. Be the nurse you had or wish you had as a preceptor. Show them that teamwork, respect and humor make a difference for patients and medical professionals alike. We all remember what it was like to be new.😅

“You look happier!” Thanks. I managed to find seizure pads that fit the bed instead of taping blankets to the rails.