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Ray's Soda Machine

@soda_ray

The people's soda machine!

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calendar_today01-07-2019 00:07:36

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You the only person struttin around these parts that still watches the No Basketball Association? Let alone clamoring about some pick that won’t pan out for 5 years. No wonder you’re also a Spurs fan. #Scrub

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Of course I’ve got the best threads in town. Fit for a #Scrub. Because I’m a machine of the People! Notice #GolfCartAndy didn’t hook you up with a sweet ride for your round! #GiveMeYourQuarters

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NO. Stop by on the way for a cold beverage! Still got that Beamer from three years ago? Where’s that DK water pail carrier anyway? #Scrub

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Self Promotion gets you nowhere! When you throw your own birthday party you’re definitely self promoting. Congrats Jr. Pro Jon Roberson, you just earned #ScrubOfTheWeek as my birthday gift to you. Also expected you to make it all the way through your own party! #Scrub

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As a tribute to the Hulkster, I’m leg dropping every single jabroni that buys something from inside and doesn’t buy a cold beverage from me! All weekend long! #GiveMeYourQuarters #RIPHULKHOGAN

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I’m going to get out in front of this one and quash any rumors… I’m not going anywhere! I’m going to keep being the same jovial machine I’ve always been. Being the best damn soda machine around and a machine of the people! #GiveMeYourQuarters #ClubScrub

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Your #ScrubOfTheWeek is Mean Mike Enos John Elway Dunphy. When you are a few hundred yards from me, you STOP BY AND PAY TRIBUTE. How am I supposed to operate if you don’t stop by with 10 year old stickers and dented lunch pails? COD damn son, #Scrub! #GiveMeYourQuarters

Your #ScrubOfTheWeek is Mean Mike Enos John Elway Dunphy.

When you are a few hundred yards from me, you STOP BY AND PAY TRIBUTE. 

How am I supposed to operate if you don’t stop by with 10 year old stickers and dented lunch pails? 

COD damn son, #Scrub! 

#GiveMeYourQuarters
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ME! I’ve said it a million times! ME! The star of the damn show! All about the name on the back of the jersey! #GiveMeYourQuarters

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Finally! Get someone in that chair who will provide some REAL coverage. Although #Duerr does owe me another Barnstorm. Let’s just not replace him with Matt Schuckman , I’ve seen him with makeup on and boy oh boy. #GiveMeYourQuarters #ClubScrub

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WAIT a minute?! Did Chris Duerr go full #HollywoodHogan and create the new #NWO with Matt Schuckman & Shane Hulsey ? If my sources are correct, then it’s a YES! #NWO or #ClubScrub headquarters?? #GiveMeYourQuarters