youre laughing? ive literally got a houseboat docked at the himbodome, and youre laughing?

ive never wanted a Sobe more than i do right now.

one time in a job interview they asked me what some of my favorite excel functions were. like what the fuck are you talking about

there are many reasons i am poor athlete, but a big one is my proclivity to despair

the coolest thing about the bandcamp app is how its absolutely fucking useless

new song out tomorrow btw

new song out now btw softidiot.bandcamp.com/album/all-the-…

new album out now btw softidiot.bandcamp.com/album/all-the-…

had a dream last night where it was harry potter but instead of voldemort he had to fight bjork and she was an arsonist

Caught a gnome making snow angels in my kitchen, taste the god particle you rat

last night i had a dream i was in a 2010s indie band playing a floor tom

we should bring back every band member having a floor tom on stage

there comes a time in every mans life when he needs to listen to bruce springsteen and walk at least a mile in below freezing weather

paul so hard mfs wanna simon

at the mount eerie show sitting 2 people away from a man who looks exactly like me. i suspect there are more

mj lenderman? i barely know her man!

god will never forgive me for party rocking