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My greatest surprise with Everton in the transfer market so far is that we haven’t signed anyone for free. I’m guessing Keane and gana signing contracts helped on that front a little and meant we weren’t as desperate for experience as we could have been.

South Park referencing paramount and Colbert’s cancellation 😭

DECEASED

Oh my God. South Park just literally dropped a nuclear bomb on top of Donald Trump. He is going to lose his entire mind…. …the last five minutes…😳

Paramount execs watching South Park

Please do Elon Musk next South Park

Dear MAGA Morons, In case you didn’t understand the metaphor, you’re the sheep, in this image from the new South Park episode.

Liverpool and Manchester are football destinations. Newcastle isn't. And I'm not giving you an opinion, I'm telling you from people who've played for Newcastle who went elsewhere at or near their peak. I'd live in Gosforth or Jesmond any day of the week, but I'm telling you

It will happen. Isak( or most footballers) training all week in London, living in a Chelsea townhouse, having a world class city and all that entails on the doorstep solves problems that provincial cities and towns don't have answers to. Global football now means Miami, LA,

Just landed in Heathrow Airport T3. Went into M&S. Three staff working. I said to them “TO ME”. None of them responded with "TO YOU". I have a voice recording & their names to report to M&S. We must confront them every time.

Hope Liam Dawson smashes it now that he’s in(as in I hope he does well). We don’t have a front line spinner and bash can’t bat or control an end so even if Dawson can just bring a bit of control with the ball and adds runs to the team he is worth his place for now IMO.

Just landed in Heathrow Airport T3. Went into M&S. Three staff working. I said to them “Autoglass repair”. None of them responded with "Autoglass replace” I have a voice recording & their names to report to M&S. We must confront them every time.

Just landed in Heathrow Airport T3. Went into M&S. Three staff working. I asked them “Do you speak-a-my language?” They just smiled and gave me a Vegemite sandwich. I’m not a Man from Down Under. I have their names and a voice recording. We must confront them every time.

Anzou, fofana and a centre midfielder and then hopefully done with the big spending and we can get what else we need from free transfers and loans.

Went to bed with Everton needing a new right side and woke up with us potentially having a new left side. Up the fucking left winger toffees!! (Although I don’t believe the fofana deal happens and his agent is using us/fab)

Feels like we always need a disastrous pre season to remind the owners we are well short of what’s needed.