hulk podium hit so good it destroyed redbull

pro-inflation merch just dropped

I wonder if Hans Zimmer has any idea that every time he makes an epic soundtrack to score a movie about high stakes racing or time travel people around the world listen to the scores to write PRDs

"i asked grok" "i asked chatgpt" i asked Yuki Tsunoda but he hasn’t responded because his phone is at the bottom of Lake Como

you know which other astronomer got publicly dragged for focusing on the wrong body

Filoli + Zott’s is an elite escape-the-fog strategy

the concept of knowing there is currently a labubu on karl marx's grave

feature not a bug

I squandered a beta invite to gmail in middle school on a horrendous one

How many tote bags do we have to buy to save NPR

Found out my little brother is trying to get a fake ID to be able to get really good fried chicken at a bar

CTO (chief treat officer) of the arena

Real ones know the NYTimes misplaced the OpenAI office on that map

gm Denver 💳🛠️

It has been eight years. I'm not convinced the pod will save America.

Turns out streaming Hozier @ OSL was the key to clearing out my inbox

Me at ChatGPT:

you really can’t justify spending money on shoes if you’re a girl in sf. where the hell are you gonna wear them