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wtf did i just read

zendaya. pls.

i once dislocated my jaw bc i yawned too wide 😃

I’m not autistic but when I worked fine dining I had this thing where if I didn’t know what to say I’d ask myself what a cartoon butler would say in that scenario and it worked really well

not my dad being older than someone’s great grandma 😭

repost because its so annoying

“i asked my brother to pass me the travel pamphlet this morning… he’s like ‘brochure.’”

well well well, if it isn't the bridge i said i d cross when i came to it

Alcaraz (22yo) - 5 Grand Slam titles Sinner (23yo) - 4 Grand Slam titles Me at their age - 5 mental breakdowns on a bad day, 4 on a good day

I woke up from a coma in 2022 and sometimes I wonder if I actually died and the life I’m living is just hell

is everyone dying or

"i asked grok" "i asked chatgpt" yeah well i asked bella goth and she said hooba noobie

i wish teleportation was real bc rn i could’ve teleported back into my kitchen to put away the food i left out

apparently THIS IS PART OF THE LORE??? It just keeps getting worse someone confirm this pls im so curious i know im nosy but idc

This would taste so much better if I had spent the day swimming instead of working.

There's a type of autism that doesn't get talked about much because it's really hard to explain. It's the kind that doesn't look like anything. Not "weird" or "different" or "quirky" or "odd"... it's not seen at all. But the internal distress and anxiety is unrelenting.