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106 years ago today.

Someone who works at a charity shop put Jeff Goldblum in every single photo frame 😂

Would you like a giant list of times that ML systems learned to do the thing by hacking some bug you didn't realize your system had? Yes you would. Because it's hilarious. docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d…

If you're feeling down today, take comfort in the fact that Pier Morgan's biography has been reduced from £17.99 to £00.01

FOR SALE: 2 plates of my home made spaghetti carbonara ("Fucking disgusting"...the wife) £8.00

State Visit

So about those new BMW grilles...

“I think Mr Rowland stands corrected” I have never seen such a flop of a blue card in the EP. Poor Robert Rowland, that one hurt. 💚 @MollyMEP

It's common for programmers to write something like "// FIX ME: ..." in code, where an expedient but distasteful solution is used in a pinch. I propose we start writing "// FORGIVE ME" instead, acknowledging that it will likely never be fixed.

Domestic violence is spiking and abortion access is under threat so thank goodness the media is here to tell women what we should really be worrying about #coronavirus #everydaysexism

Customer announcement: as a key service, Gnomemart is still operating during the coronavirus crisis. And Private Eye is still on sale.

No.

Not exactly what we had in mind

This is wooowww

I'm worried about Sigourney Weaver